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1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the
runner in second place. In which position are you now?



Answer:
You overtook the second runner and took their place,
therefore you're in second place.

2:If you overtake the last runner, what position are
you now in?

 

Answer:
 If you're behind them then they can't be last.
The answer is impossible!!



3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
Add another 1000.
Add 30.
Add 1000 again.
Plus 20.
Plus 1000.
And plus 10.
What is the total ?



Answer:
5000? No,
The correct answer 
is 4100..


4 : Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2 Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ??????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?

Answer: Chuchu? 
No, it's obviously 
Marie. (Read the question again...)

Just when you thought you knew everything...

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray locks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had five, not six toes on each foot.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." ......The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.


Onderwerp: USELESS FACTS

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "  It's a Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.


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